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Rules:::
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying.
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us. OK, GO GO GO!

What color are your underwear?
Blue, duh.

Do they have a design?
No.

Girls, what color is your bra?
N/A

Is there a design?
N/A

Are you a virgin?
No, duh!

Happy that way?
Hell yeah.

What is your favorite sex position?
Anything, sex is sex.

Single or taken?
Single, ladies!

Happy that way?
Yep!

Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
Uh, no.

Real porn?
Who doesn't?

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
No

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
No!

Who was your first kiss with?
Some girl back in Boston.

Are they of the opposite sex?
Uh, yeah.

Have you ever kissed anyone of the same sex?
Uh, no.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No.

If so, where?
N/A

Do you have any tattoos?
No.

If so, where?
N/A

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Uh, not as far as I know

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Nope. Surprised?

If so, which ones?
N/A

Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nah.

Ever been cheated on?
Nope.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Ha yeah.

Do you own a vibrator?
No.

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
UM NO. Who am I gonna fuck, my MOM? That's the SPY'S job.

Have you ever masturbated?
Yes.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Nope, damn.

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
No, I'm a guy.

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
No!

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yeah, they don't care.

Do they care?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Are you uncomfortable yet?
No.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Got tagged.

BLANKETSTEVE

Rules:::
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying.
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us. OK, GO GO GO!

What color are your underwear?
White.

Do they have a design?
No.

Girls, what color is your bra?
N/A

Is there a design?
N/A

Are you a virgin?
Hell no.

Happy that way?
Yeah, who isn't?

What is your favorite sex position?
Anything you wanna do.

Single or taken?
Single.

Happy that way?
Yep.

Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
Nah.

Real porn?
Nope.

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
No.

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
No.

Who was your first kiss with?
Some chick I was dating YEARS ago.

Are they of the opposite sex?
Yeah.

Have you ever kissed anyone of the same sex?
No.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Not even my ears.

If so, where?
N/A

Do you have any tattoos?
No.

If so, where?
N/A.

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Probably.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
No.

If so, which ones?
N/A

Have you ever cheated on someone?
Yeah.

Ever been cheated on?
No.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Nah.

Do you own a vibrator?
For what? Putting in jars and throwing at people? (Actually that'd be pretty funny, without the jar part.)

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
NO.

Have you ever masturbated?
Well yeah.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
For some chick I met online when I was a teen.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Yeah.

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
No, what would I do that for?

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
No.

Do you swear in front of your parents?
I do now. I'm a man, god damn it!

Do they care?
I think they do.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
No, haha.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Nah, got tagged.

Shaun's coming later.